petitecosette:

Sometimes I feel like Tina Belcher from Bob’s Burgers. I’m that awkward girl that is alone, insecure and shifting nervously during Lolita Meets.

(via thought-balloon)

ravenshermithole:

postllimit:

kents-writing:

carrotsforferrets:

Some more reasons why I won’t join any sort of social justice movement.

Amen

thbbbbbbbbbbbbbt

ya’ll are fckin ridiculous and silly

(via taiwonton)

leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

(via ultrasail)

sam-ouinchester:

if you ever feel bad about your art please remember that sam winchester once posed as a sketch artist and made this

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(Source: oddmints, via agentrodgers)

Straight haired person: Just comb it!
Curly haired person:

http://bemusedlybespectacled.tumblr.com/post/93216070468/aiffe-tarrloks-butt-warsfeils

aiffe:

tarrloks-butt:

warsfeils:

gavinserection:

Remember when

  • Smuts were known as lemons
  • Yaoi Warnings ( Don’t Like, Don’t Read! )
  • Character x Character instead of Character/Character
  • Every Time We Touch videos, and the forgotten Listen To Your Heart videos
  • Numa Numa

(Source: retropastel)

Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
Virginians: I drove two hours and I've gone exactly ten feet because traffic on I-95 is backed up
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.
The British: I drove for six hours, now I'm in the sea.

dialupmodem:

sylviasybil:

zylphiacrowley:

faewild:

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

Schrödinger’s laundry

Alternatively: everyone saw me wear it yesterday, but I own a washing machine so I could’ve washed it since then (I didn’t wash it).

people saw me wearing it yesterday but there will be different people seeing me today therefore it is not dirty

alternatively: wash ur damn clothes

(Source: 2460-pun, via dweebscar)

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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(via captain-shanks)

nation-of-homeskillets:

he knows what hes done

(Source: heckyeahmikerowe, via captain-shanks)